Ode to Miss Business

Miss Business had a baby

She named him “Greatest Site”

She put him on the internet

So sure he’d do alright

He drank up all the keywords

He ate up SEO

He tried to swallow backlinks

But they wouldn’t fit down his throat

Miss Business called Copywriter Callie

Miss Business called Designer Brad

Miss Business called the agency

With the fancy, shmancy ad

“More pain points” said the copywriter

“More user friendly” said Designer Brad

“Just more AdWords” said the agency

With the fancy, shmancy ad

Miss Business snubbed Copywriter Callie

Miss Business ignored Designer Brad

Miss Business paid the agency

With the fancy, shmancy ad

What do you think happens next? Does the agency’s approach work? Why or why not?

Comment below with YOUR ending!

Chavy Helfgott4 Comments